tobyjones:

Comics

tobyjones:

Comics

Teacher: "Can you please tell the class why you're so late?"
Me: Someone told me to go to hell
Me: Couldn't find it at first
Me: But now I'm here

the-milk-eyed-mender:

the high horse analogy just doesnt resonate w me i dont understand why i should want to get off my high horse my horse is so tall, he is enormous and titanically powerful, he will stamp on my dissidents and scatter them like cockroaches, its a good place for me to be strategically

shitfestcomic:

#157
wrestling comic
or
how much I don’t care about getting perspective correct

shitfestcomic:

#157

wrestling comic

or

how much I don’t care about getting perspective correct

hennyjones:

heavenlypost:

can the united states just chill for one day

Nigga the USA hasn’t chilled since fuck boy Chris sailed his ass here by mistake

cooldudebro:

it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass

shybabykitten:


This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem