cooldudebro:

it takes 26 muscles to smile and 62 to frown and thats why my face is fucking ripped and it will kick your ass

shybabykitten:


This kinda sounds like a poem

shybabykitten:

This kinda sounds like a poem

dunflower:

Tyler Joseph

dunflower:

Tyler Joseph

where can a girl score some herb on this fine campus
Anonymous

idek but honestly probably anywhere

one of my floormates snorts cocaine but last night he was running down the hallway in his underwear banging on everyone’s doors asking “do you have a lighter? I have two girls naked in my room, I really really need it”

the kid who snorts cocaine doesn’t have a lighter

okay

grrrlfever:

if ur secretly in love with me u should tell me

not because those feelings might be reciprocated but because its really good for my ego

vesley:

Yo even if you think someone’s sexuality isn’t what they say it is sexuality is a process that you grow in to and it is absolutely not your place to “call them out” on it wtf is that

cumsock:

double whammy 

cumsock:

double whammy