i went to my first fraternity party last night, are you proud of me yet mom and dad

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uh so im no longer a virgin??

vesley:

Yo even if you think someone’s sexuality isn’t what they say it is sexuality is a process that you grow in to and it is absolutely not your place to “call them out” on it wtf is that

cumsock:

double whammy 

cumsock:

double whammy 

lornacrowleys:

putting “ohio” in scare quotes whenever you talk about it to give off the impression that you’re not entirely sure whether or not “ohio” is technically a real place

lilbitch2006:

u are a garden and sadly i’m like 12 gardens or a greenhouse. i’m better

my econ professor is so so nice and apparently he brings his dog to lectures sometimes, i am pumped man

thebisexualblogger:

You can have a gender preference and still be bisexual. You are still 100% bi. You are valid.

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thatsonofamitch:

PLEASE LISTEN TO THIS

legallyblained:

sighhhh feminism isn’t about hating all men and wanting to destroy them that’s just my own personal hobby

Cinderella never asked for a prince. She asked for a night off and a dress.

Like not once did she say “I want a prince to come and rescue me from my situation.”

She just wanted to look cute and turn the fuck up at the party.

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